You know you have been to Marbella when...

You know you have been to Marbella when you have seen the weird saxophone playing dude with the white beads in his plated hair. He often wears a white suit, but I have also seen him in the attire that I spotted him in today on a previous ocasion.

I had forgotten about him, but the it all came back to me the other day when I was in Marbella. I spotted him on the Avenida del Mar and lucky me, he was wearing his kinda wrestler outfit. I guess that is what you might call it. It consists of an all in one body thing made out of shiny lycra wit a top like cycling pants and a top with too long straps thereby revealing far too much of the upper body including his nipples and most of his chest. And let me enlighten you. We are not talking about a fit young body you might want to see that scantily clad. Trust me, it was quite scary.

In amazement and shock I did a good old double take followed by the stare. Unfortunately I think he caught me checking him out and mistook my intentions, as the next time I turned around to have a bit more of a stare he caught my eyes again.
I left mortified that he might have enterpreted my entensions as amorous.